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Draft now at 8:15pm Sunday August 14th

2011-08-09T22:10:00.001-05:00

Don't you just love how the draft day and time keeps changing? I know I do.

To be clear, and a little wishy washy, Yahoo would only let me have 10:30 pm CST until tonight. It just let me have 8:15pm CST. In order to better accommodate our East Coast players, I kept checking back trying to get an earlier time for the draft. I would hate to keep folks up until 2am. Well, I wouldn't hate it so much as it would be a douchey thing to not at least try to move it.

So...time moved up to 8:15pm CST on Sunday August 14th.

Jonathan

Draft Date Finalized

2011-08-04T19:53:00.000-05:00

I just want to make super duper extra double sure no one has a problem with drafting Sunday August 14th at 10:30pm.

Now is your chance to say something if you have a scheduling conflict. I wanna get this thing set in stone and not move it anymore.

Jonathan

Ooooh

2011-08-04T00:14:00.002-05:00

I might have figured it out. I might not have figured it out. I hypothesize that yahoo closes out time slots when x number of leagues have scheduled drafts for that time period. That way it doesn't clog the yahoo works. I might be a genius. I might not be a genius. I would think that information is made public by yahoo...somewhere I have not clicked the correct button to take me there.

Tonight it let me have Sunday August 14th at 10pm. It was that or 2:30pm, which does not work schedule wise. Monday the 15th was locked up for all time periods when I looked. I have shit of my own to do Tuesday night the 16th. It has to be before the 17th to avoid a whole 'nother different scheduling conflict.

So...Sunday August 14th at 10pm is where it is set right now.

Does that work for everyone?

Awesome Ever Changing Draft Dates

2011-08-03T21:25:00.002-05:00

Sigh...

More schedule conflicts! I am determined to set a date that everyone who wants to live draft will be able to live draft. This will not beat me down.

The 14th is looking not so good now. Yahoo will not let me set the draft time any later than 2:30pm. I don't know why. Maybe they expect everyone to be watching The Simpsons. Or maybe Daryl is doing his webcam show that night. I heard it's called Strip, Pickle and Poo. Pickle is the midget's name, lest you get the wrong idea.

How about Monday August 15th at 8:00?

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2011-08-03T13:26:00.002-05:00

Just to make sure everyone gets the message I'm using the mail system for this announcement.

Due to scheduling requests/conflicts we are likely going to have to draft on Sunday August 14th.

If you have an issue with this please go to the blog and say something. Yes, I think it is too early to draft, but the other option is drafting 2 days before the first game of the season, which in my opinion is cutting it way too close.

Balancing schedule requests with my desire to make sure everyone who wants to live draft is able to live draft has been very difficult. Thus we end up with an early draft on August 14th.

Jonathan

--Fantasy Football Commissioner
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1

New Draft Date

2011-08-02T23:46:00.002-05:00

But before that, read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

Best team name ever.

Anyway... Due to scheduling requests we need to move the draft up to before the 17th. Or do it on the 6th of September, but the start of the season is the 8th, and that might not be enough time to do what you gotta do to your team.

So...yeah. Thoughts on doing it on Friday night August 12th or the Sunday day/afternoon/evening August the 14th? Which is too early I think, but I want everyone who wants to live draft to be able to live draft.

And there ya go.

2011-08-02T16:10:00.002-05:00

Things

2011-08-02T14:39:00.002-05:00

Sorry to have taken a short hiatus from weighing in on things. I have been on the road a lot lately. I have no further serious issues with the scoring settings as they stand for this year. I don't mind going to the franchise model as I am intrigued by the idea of being able to trade draft picks. Not into the idea of having divisions as I think it is more fun for everyone to play everyone throughout the regular season. Definitely not into the keeper league thing. The first couple of seasons I played FF was in a keeper league and it kinda sucked. And lastly, can we please please draft prior to August 25th? Sorry I did not say so a few days ago but as I said I have been on the move and I thought we were already locked in on Saturday the 20th. I will be out of the country 8/25 - 9/5 with no way to participate in the draft and I really do not want to auto-draft.

Gerald R. Ford

matter is a ho

2011-08-01T13:14:00.002-05:00

I amend my earlier statement about Saturday, August 20th (or whatever it was) to include all Saturdays. They suck for fantasy in that I actually do shit in real life on Saturday nights. Any other night, however, I do nothing.

Rob makes a great Gerald Ford. The resemblance is striking.

Co-Commissioner Appointment

2011-07-30T17:44:00.003-05:00

Rob has been appointed Co-Commissioner. In case something happens that precludes me from fulfilling the obligations of Commissioner...someone else has the keys.

He's my Gerald Ford, so to speak.

More With The Tweaking

2011-07-29T16:25:00.002-05:00

I changed fumbles forced from 3 pts to 2 pts, and fumble recovery from 4 pts to 3 pts.

That should be it. I'm feeling pretty happy with where the modifiers are right now. If anyone has issues with scoring, now is the time to say something. I'll listen. I might not change anything, but I will consider what anyone has to say.

My concerns will now change to draft date and time. To recap the schedule requests I have so far...

Tony not available Aug 17th - Aug 24th. Prefers a week later than Aug 20th.

Erik prefers not Labor Day Weekend which is Fri Sept 2nd through Mon Sept 5th.

I.D Ahow Jr (Will? Or Breck? I don't know who that is.) prefers not Aug 20th at 6:30.

Daryl doesn't give a shit as long as he knows in advance.

The regular season starts September 8th.

Uhmmm...What about Sat Aug 27th at 8:30 pm CST.

Divisions and Franchises

2011-07-26T22:49:00.002-05:00

A couple of questions because I have been perusing the features available. I was the first commissioner of this league, and it has changed A LOT.

We could have two divisions. I don't know how it would work exactly, if it is only for playoff purposes or if it determines the schedule all season long or what. I should of probably looked into that before asking this question...Do you want divisions in our league?

The other question is franchises and keepers. Apparently if we have franchises, then our league members are automatically set each year, and if someone does want to drop out, we just transfer the ownership of the team to a new person. The best thing about franchises though, is that we can TRADE NEXT YEARS DRAFT PICKS. So...if you really want Tom Brady, you can offer me Matt Hasselbeck and your next years 5th round draft pick. The other thing is being able to keep players. Suppose I draft Tom Brady this year...he would be a permanent part of my team until I cut him, even next year and the year after that. He would be one of my keepers.

Whaddya think?

Chagrinned!

2011-07-26T20:39:00.004-05:00

The OC Umenyioras apologize for being late to the party (for some reason, Yahoo decided that my account should be subjected to some kind of security freeze... I suppose I shouldn't have sent all those e-mails promising to send 10% of a 45 million dollar check from Lesotho along with an order of Viagra, a reverse mortgage, and cut-rate dental insurance...)

So yeah. Greetings from my new digs behind the Orange Curtain. And I'm all signed the fuck up.

P.S. Is the Daryl sucks meme still alive? Because that, you know, is awesome.

Couple of more final tweaks

2011-07-25T21:25:00.003-05:00

Team sacks are now 1 while IDP sacks are 2.

Turnover return yards are now 15 yds per 1 point, they were at 10.

The bonus for QB 40+ yd completion now 1 pt. It was .50 pt before.

The bonus for a QB throwing for 500 yds is now 10 pts. Never gonna happen though. Unless the NE Tom Brady's play the Buffalo Don't Have Players this year. Do they play this year?

And that oughta be the last tweak.....for now.

Draft Date/Time Requests

2011-07-25T21:14:00.002-05:00

Put your draft day/time requests/ideas here.

I suggest we try to get the North Texas folks together someplace with lots of WiFi and do it all in the same room.

More tweeks

2011-07-25T12:55:00.002-05:00

I changed some of the team D and IDP stats again. Go look.

Sorta Final Tweeks

2011-07-24T23:07:00.003-05:00

I found the time this evening to consider every category and every request while poring over the modifier adjustment setting page thing. I tried to make a final decision about every category and every stat. Please go look at it, you know how to find it. Feel free to comment in the comments if you disagree with something. Really.

Some thoughts:

There are a bunch of 'new/we haven't used them before' settings. Stuff like defensive yards allowed, and the three layers of bonuses for offensive players. I tried to use all of them I could. That would seem to fit in with what I agree is a fun bizarro scoring system. I did not use the Completion/Incompletion stats.

Notice that rushing yards are 1 pt per 10 yds. Thats heavy, admittedly. I think first downs on the ground are very valuable and want to apply weight accordingly. Bonuses are a little easier to obtain and more valuable for RB's. I want to see RB's posting similar scores to WR's.

Notice that QB's get 30 yds per point now. Thats pretty stingy, admittedly. It should bring down some of the astronomical QB scores we have seen.

Return yards are set to 15 yds. per point. I don't know what to think about this one, admittedly. It would seem to make teams at least consider starting a guy strictly for his return abilities, either in an offensive or defensive slot.

I tweaked the DEF settings a little bit here and there, because I thought some didn't make sense. Sacks got reduced and balanced with team Def settings.

A 4th down stop earns a team D 3 points.

Team D forcing a 3 and Out earns 1 point.

A tackle for a loss gets a team D 2 points.

An IDP gets 1 point for a tackle for loss.

I like the Defensive Yards Allowed stat and want to use it. I think DYA is a good stat, and a way to reward a good defense. A lot of times good defenses are the victims of their own offense, and this would seem to negate some of that effect. I also think it is a great way to punish a bad defense.

Notice that if any Def holds a team to negative yards, the bonus is 15 points. A big crazy bonus that will never happen.

Notice that if a QB throws for 500, the bonus is 5. I would be open to boosting that to 10 or 15 in the interest of making it a zany bonus that might not happen.

I reduced the D players from 3 to 2 and made them any D player. We used to have a DB/DL system that I found frustrating.

All flex positions are WR/RB/TE.

I reduced the bench by one. We now have 6 bench spots.

ReTweek of the scoring modifiers.

2011-07-24T21:26:00.001-05:00

Took out the completion/incompletion thingy...for now.

And a lot of other stuff. Go look.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/139482/settings

Bench reduced by one

2011-07-24T20:35:00.003-05:00

The bench size has been reduced by one.

Rushing Modifiers

2011-07-24T16:37:00.002-05:00

Notice that rushing attempts are now worth .25 pts. This is new. Also new is 40+ yd rushing attempts are worth a 3 point bonus. I don't know if the entry for 40+ yd TD is a bonus or something in place of the normal TD score. Need to figure that one out...

Rushing is currently set at 15 yds per point, I want to set it at 10 yds per point. Thereby making rushing yards very valuable, as valuable as WR's who get points for every reception plus they produce greater average yardage per touch. RB's should be scoring similarly to WR's, and I think this may be an equalizer.

Rushing

Recap

2011-07-24T16:16:00.003-05:00

I need a single place to record all the requests/opinions of the managers. This is it.

Erik: I was going to suggest dump Yahoo for ESPN because it has punting as a category which I think would be awesome for our baroque points system......Anyway, short of adding the punters or some other obscure way of scoring, I mostly like how we have it, especially the negative pts on QBs. I would definitely be open to limiting WR blowup points, as you all have said.

Daryl: I am in favor of reducing PPR by a fraction, but not limiting it altogether, nor reducing the overall complication of the league, which is what makes our league so much fun.

Breck: I am frightened by change the way a big, dumb dog is frightened by thunder, and I like the way our current system spreads points around. On the other hand, I hate it when all those points bukkake on one team that has multiple flavor-of-the-week receivers, though. It can be a very feast-or-famine scoring scheme, but I don't think putting more weight on the RBs would alleviate that aspect of it.

Rob: I like that we are a PPR league that is less RB-centric than most others. I would hate to lose that aspect of the thing. AND: I like the scoring as is, but you fascists all seem to hate my freedom as embodied by huge point totals. So yes, I am good with a fractional PPR reduction. Also, I think the INT penalty for the poor QB's is a bit severe, but it isn't a big sticking point for me if you all love it. And I vote to stay with Yahoo.

Will: Have to agree with Rob that this league's bizarro scoring is what makes it fun and different than most other leagues.

Jacob: Jacob said...Lose a bench spot. Too much bench restricts waiver wire play.

Bob: I'm okay with the flex mods. I kind of liked the increased number of Defensive players, but I'm really not married to it -- more like a fun little tsotchke.

That's all I got, but it's in one place. See anything on here you agree with or disagree with? Say something in the comments and let us know.

More tweaking

2011-07-24T14:14:00.002-05:00

I've been fiddling with the modifiers. Especially take a look at the QB stats. A completion still nets 1 pt, while and incompletion nets -.25. Passing yardage has been upped to 40 yds per point. The penalty for interceptions has been reduced to -4.

Completions	.75

Passing Attempts	.25

Incomplete Passes	-.50

Passing Yards	40 yards per point; 3 points at 350 yards; 5 points at 500 yards

Passing Touchdowns	6

Interceptions	-4

Sacks	-2

Whaddya think about that?

Roster Positions

2011-07-23T22:56:00.002-05:00

I changed the roster to reflect this:

QB, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, W/R/T, W/R/T, W/R/T, K, DEF, D, D, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN

Notice I have changed the 3 flex positions to true flex. This is different than the previous system of 1 flex WR/TE and 2 flex WR/RB.

I have reduced the number of defensive players by 1 and made them any D player, where previously we had 1 D, 1DB, and 1DL.

And that's all I changed.

Any comments are welcome.

And this is the first attempt at modification.

2011-07-23T22:52:00.000-05:00

Save

This is the settings for last season.

2011-07-23T22:34:00.001-05:00

The Collective Bargain Starts Here

2011-07-23T17:56:00.001-05:00

Hello? Anyone out there?

This About Sums It Up

2010-01-10T00:25:00.002-06:00

Goddam, how 'bout them Cowboys? Fuck and yes.

How Shitty Do You Have to Be to Get Fired by Washington?

2009-12-09T11:19:00.001-06:00

Bud Adams, my new hero.

2009-11-16T13:23:00.002-06:00

You would never see Jerry Jones doing this. Not because Jerry wouldn't do it, he just wouldn't get caught red handed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTxHuUGG_2c

Yarr, yer advertisin' ain't welcome here!

2009-11-12T22:33:00.001-06:00

It would appear that Brent Celek's got a little Captain in him. Oops.

Guess who is comfortably in first place in the NFC East...

2009-11-09T02:04:00.002-06:00

Bulger

2009-10-30T16:50:00.000-05:00

I just want to send my kudos to Matt for not only starting Marc Bulger against Daryl this week, but actually going to the free agent wire and making the decision that Bulger was his best option.

I only want to suggest that if you really want to use a Rams QB, you might consider Jim Everett, or perhaps Norm Van Brocklin. At least they will limit your losses to zero points.

Portrait of the coach as a young man

2009-10-26T17:01:00.002-05:00

Image cribbed from Peter King's MMQB. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/peter_king/10/25/mmqb/index.html

"h. Check out this football card ofJosh McDaniels. It's from 1995, from the Big 33 high school all-star game between Pennsylvania and Ohio. It's the only card of McDaniels, obviously, seeing that he went on to play Division III football and never played in the NFL. When he got the Denver coaching job last January, the card could be had for 75 cents. On Friday, it was selling for $40 on some of the secondary markets.

Who Says Gay Marriage Isn't Mainstream?

2009-10-25T18:52:00.004-05:00

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Owners Joel & Malcolm Glazer

God Damn Wow

2009-10-25T03:22:00.001-05:00

How 'bout them Hawkeyes!?

And jebus, guys. How about some posts or something?

Just the tonic I needed.

2009-10-12T17:09:00.005-05:00

Just like year, again I got off to a rough start this season. And again, my first win comes against Daryl. Thanks for being my bitch.

Of course, knowing my luck, Ted Ginn will lose 5 fumbles and Ronnie Brown will run it in 6 or 7 times, the last TD coming on the last play of the game. Only I could blow a 76 point lead...

Rush Wants to Buy the Rams?!

2009-10-12T04:01:00.000-05:00

Well, yeah, with a group of other investors.

Ooh, but, yeah, the NFL Player's Association indirectly nicely told him to fuck off in a communique' to the league.

Why a largely African-American player base wouldn't want to play for a known bigot racist asshole is beyond me!

Time Again for the Kickers We Are Trading

2009-10-09T21:48:00.004-05:00

Ach. After some slowness in the starting, the Anschluss gears up for push.

To our attention it has come that this, this kicker, this Nicholas Volk

...he is having unseemly Communist tendencies. Perhaps we should have known from his name, ja?

There fore. Yes, we demand Lyrad must trade with us the kickers. Muss es sein.

Der Anschuss kommt endlich. Seien Sie bereit.

John Elway, Right-Wing Douchebag

2009-10-06T17:56:00.001-05:00

This is John Elway on a counterterrorism video. It's not too late John, you can still run as a Republican for the Colorado Senate seat

Tony Romo Is My Favorite QB

2009-10-06T10:44:00.002-05:00

In the Star-Telegram, via the SI Website

Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is getting a lot of criticism for throwing consecutive passes to fourth receiver Sam Hurd against Denver standout cornerback Champ Bailey on third and fourth down to end the game in Sunday's 17-10 loss. Is is possible that Romo didn't know it was fourth down? Following the final incomplete pass to end the Cowboys hopes, a video caught on KDFW Fox-4 shows Romo seemingly telling his linemen to line back up. He then flashes three fingers to one of the game officials. After hearing the response, Romo screams and walks off field. If true, Romo apparently forgot about the spike to stop the clock on second down.

Once again....

2009-10-05T11:17:00.003-05:00

How many times can you lose in the final minutes of the last game? I was holding on to my lead until PRivers got hit by Harrison and fumbled. Last meaningful play of the game, and just enough points to edge me out. Seriously, if I had a 100 point lead in the final game, 4th quarter, 2 minute warning, the opposing QB would throw a 99 yard TD, get the onside kick, throw another 50 yard TD, etc., until that lead dissolved.

Epic fail, part II. Great game OC Log Cabins-- I'm the Kerry Collins of the HFC now.

JaMarcus Russell

2009-10-04T13:26:00.013-05:00

Man, Oakland sort of kind of looks like they have a Defense. Too bad JaMarcus Russell...

...couldn't find a hex wrench at an IKEA.

...couldn't find a pot dealer at Burning Man.

...couldn't find a drunk dude in the Wrigley Field bleachers.

...or add your own version! Think you've got what it takes?

...

That's funny, because so does JaMarcus Russell (who is 11-30 for 110 yards, 2 sacks for -8, and a lost fumble as of this writing [updated 2:52 PM]).

A Reminder from Coach Landry

2009-10-03T14:39:00.001-05:00

Daryl's Self-Portrait, Week 4

2009-10-01T15:12:00.002-05:00

Last week we saw Daryl's fantasy about getting back at me for beating him every time we face. This week, he shows what actually happens to him when we meet.

As always, Daryl's on the bottom.

Worst. Font. Ever.

2009-09-28T22:04:00.002-05:00

Tweets Of The Week September 28

2009-09-28T17:45:00.004-05:00

David Clowney got into some trouble on Twitter. Rex Ryan has benched him for next weeks game after he posted this tweet after Sunday's win:

"1 play in the 1st Half, 4 plays in the 2nd half . . . A bit disappointed about my playing time but very happy and satisfied about the win."

Ryan's point seems to be that no one player is bigger than the team (someone should tell this to Brett Favre). Clowney has since deleted every other tweet on his feed and left this:

My team always comes first so I'ma just keep grinding,.. And we gonna keep winning3:13 PM Sep 20th from Echofon

Hmmm...notice the time stamp. Curious.

More on this here: http://www.nydailynews.com/tech_guide/2009/09/28/2009-09-28_clowney.html

Now, lets follow Chad Ochocinco as he takes a trip to Dallas to see tonights game:

Esteban arises headed to Dallas to see my boy Steve Smith play, may you all have a WAMW Monday!!!!!about 12 hours ago from txt
What is the point of com air and American eagle planes, are they the mini coopers and smart cars of the flight world<-- this is bulldropingsabout 8 hours ago from Echofon
@BarackObama I'm having problems with these Lil planes and it's becoming a hastle, can I please borrow air force 1 for Monday night games?about 8 hours ago from Echofon
The interesting one has landed safely in Dallas, going to see Steve at his hotel, taking him McDonalds for goodluckabout 6 hours ago from Echofon
Dallas forth worth airport is bigger than Manhattan in NY, wow!!!!about 5 hours ago from Echofon
Man this mall is huge, GrapeVine Mills Mall , what the hell, everything is a damn monstrosity out here!!!about 4 hours ago from Echofon
Sitting here chilling with my dude Steve Smithabout 2 hours ago from Echofon
Julius peppers is tall a$$ hell, he is excited about the game, headed to the stadium to do the pre game with Stuart Scott and steve youngabout 1 hour ago from Echofon
This stadium DMNDS!!!!!!less than a minute ago from Echofon
As of 6 p.m. this was all Esteban had to say, but you can read more at: http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco

Eli Manning Throws 2 TDs, Is Excited by Balloons

2009-09-27T16:44:00.007-05:00

(New York)--Giants quarterback Eli Manning threw two touchdowns Sunday in a victory over the Buccaneers in Tampa, taking the Giants to 3-0 on the season. Reached for comment, Manning remarked, "I saw a kitty from the bus!"

"I like kittys, and balloons too!" said Manning later. "I wanted to see the kitty some more but Mommy said I should just get in my PJs and get ready for sleepytime."

Eli's wife, Abby, was sympathetic yet stern. "Please don't call me 'Mommy,' Eli, we have company," she said tenderly.

Above: Eli (L) and Abby Manning arrive at a New York Mensa Society Couples' Meeting last summer

"Eli's a kind man, but he gets easily excited by things like candy and sparkling objects," Abby said. "Eli--or Mealticket, as I sometimes call him--needs focus and direction, like so many gifted athletes."

"I only wish he was physically gifted in other areas," she added sadly. "Does anyone here want to finger-fuck me? Eli's got his Juice Box and should be distracted for a few minutes trying to open it."

Manning spends most of his spare time with his friend Steelers quarterback "Cuddly" Ben Rothlisberger. The pair spend countless hours studying still photos of plays from the previous weeks' games and finding their favorite Teletubbies in the formations.

Was ist this Log Cabins?

2009-09-27T01:56:00.003-05:00

I am not understanding this...this log cabins. I am thinking that it is perhaps film where people are paid to make the shit upon you, yes? In Germany we have such things as this. Again I am suggesting we ask your Lyrad, he seems to like his movies, and also having shit upon himself.

Perhaps, though, it is as some kind of Treat for Die Kinderen, like the so-called Gingers Bread House?

Regardless, they shall be disposed with in such a manner as shit for toilets, I am thinking this.

Only Marginally Related...

2009-09-27T01:53:00.001-05:00

Wow. Fuckin' go Hawkeyes!

Daryl's Self-Portrait, Week 3

2009-09-24T21:32:00.003-05:00

Daryl paints himself red this week. It's his fantasy of defeating me (in blue) in fantasy football. Sadly, he is 0-5 against me in 3 seasons. Because he just can't beat his big brother. He can fantasize about bayoneting me in the neck though.

Handlebar Football Consortium

Draft now at 8:15pm Sunday August 14th

Draft Date Finalized

Ooooh

Awesome Ever Changing Draft Dates

Copy of text from e-mail...leave your comments on this post please.

New Draft Date

Things

matter is a ho

Co-Commissioner Appointment

More With The Tweaking

Divisions and Franchises

Chagrinned!

Couple of more final tweaks

Draft Date/Time Requests

More tweeks

Sorta Final Tweeks

ReTweek of the scoring modifiers.

Bench reduced by one

Rushing Modifiers

Rushing

Recap

More tweaking

Roster Positions

And this is the first attempt at modification.

Offense (Max 25 categories)

Passing

Rushing

Receiving

Kick & Punt Returning

Miscellaneous

Kickers

Defense/Special Teams

Defensive Players

Bonus Offense

Passing

Rushing

Receiving

Kick & Punt Returning

Bonus Defense/Special Teams

Scoring Options

Fractional Points

Negative Points

This is the settings for last season.

Offense (Max 25 categories)

Passing

Rushing

Receiving

Kick & Punt Returning

Miscellaneous

Kickers

Defense/Special Teams

Defensive Players

Bonus Offense

Passing

Rushing

Receiving

Kick & Punt Returning

Bonus Defense/Special Teams

Scoring Options

Fractional Points

Negative Points

The Collective Bargain Starts Here

This About Sums It Up

How Shitty Do You Have to Be to Get Fired by Washington?

Bud Adams, my new hero.

Yarr, yer advertisin' ain't welcome here!

Guess who is comfortably in first place in the NFC East...

Bulger

Portrait of the coach as a young man

Who Says Gay Marriage Isn't Mainstream?

God Damn Wow

Just the tonic I needed.

Rush Wants to Buy the Rams?!

Time Again for the Kickers We Are Trading

John Elway, Right-Wing Douchebag

Tony Romo Is My Favorite QB

Once again....

JaMarcus Russell

A Reminder from Coach Landry