2009-09-15
This is a True Story
So a sorority has asked me to give an inspirational "Last Lecture" talk. This means I am supposed to be inspirational. What kind of advice do you gentlemen suggest I give these young women? Stay away from my little brother? Don't sit in a barber chair when Michael Irvin wants a trim?
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Why is it a "last lecture"? I don't get it.
[Ugh, everything I can think of to say is awful. (I mean: they're in college, so they're all of age, right?)]
More information might help.
If you were dying and wanted to give one last lecture to the world, what would you say? It came from this dude a few years ago who was dying and did this and now it's a sensation or something.
And is there any way this doesn't end us a secular version of Jonathan Edwards' "Sinners in the Hands on an Angry God"?
Hm. Interesting.
Seems that a talk (replete with diagrams and such) about how a base shotgun-2 TE-singleback formation is perfectly suited to attack the 3-4 defense because to match up they'll eventually have to bring a safety down into the box to stop the run and you can exploit the hole in the coverage over the middle.
Or something about Jeebus. Either way.
Wow, that's a interesting project...
I don't envy you.
"The Dr. Loomis Guide to being a better Wife and Mother"
"How Gingko Biloba Supplements Saved my Life"
"The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth, but only after a Bunch of Asshats Turn it into a Barren, Ashen Rock Devoid of any Use".
"What to do about Morgan Freeman"
"I brought a Last Lecture(tm) for each of you. Good news! It's a suppository!"
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