This week DGH is a cautionary tale. Kyle 'Drinky' Orton, starting QB of the Chicago Bears likes to drink. He drinks Jack Daniels (and chases with coke like he was a kicker or your mom), but mixes it up with some champagne or beer now and then. He also likes to have his picture taken in nightclubs and at parties, usually after he has drunkenly spit up on himself.
Woooo! Rawk out Drinky! Your mag of Cliquot and crazy witty T-shirt make your air drum playing all the more slammin!
Just don't end up like Kenny Stabler. Sometimes he gets his picture taken while he's drunk too...
