Matt Schaub Sucks

Fig. 1: What the fuck is wrong with this asshole, and why does anyone
think he should be a professional football player?

Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ does this guy ever suck. I'm watching StatTracker because I've got two Tejano receiver types in the red zone, and twice on this drive Schaub's completion percentage finally gets to 50% on passes for negative yards.

Fuck you, Matt Schaub. Fuck you to death.

Anorexic Cowboys Fan

It's a national tragedy, folks. Won't someone please give this skinny fuck a hot dog or something? There's a dangerous amount of oxygenated blood flowing through his Wendy's Frosty (TM) circulation system.

My guess: He's only in Dallas because he had to evacuate H-town.