2008-09-16

Anorexic Cowboys Fan

It's a national tragedy, folks. Won't someone please give this skinny fuck a hot dog or something? There's a dangerous amount of oxygenated blood flowing through his Wendy's Frosty (TM) circulation system.

My guess: He's only in Dallas because he had to evacuate H-town.

2 comments:

Sator Arepo said...

I think he played on the 0-line in the 80s?...

Well, I tried. There's really no excuse for that...whatever he is.

The star tattoos are a nice touch, though.

Also, three-dot ellipses are outstanding...

AnthonyS said...

Even better to know that that isn't a goatee, it's chocolate sauce.