2009-10-04

JaMarcus Russell

Man, Oakland sort of kind of looks like they have a Defense. Too bad JaMarcus Russell...


...couldn't find a hex wrench at an IKEA.


...couldn't find a pot dealer at Burning Man.


...couldn't find a drunk dude in the Wrigley Field bleachers.


...or add your own version! Think you've got what it takes?

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That's funny, because so does JaMarcus Russell (who is 11-30 for 110 yards, 2 sacks for -8, and a lost fumble as of this writing [updated 2:52 PM]).

3 comments:

AnthonyS said...

.. couldn't find syphilis in a 19th century brothel.

Erik Loomis said...

Tony wins.

Sator Arepo said...

Erik has a 19th century bias. Duh.