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From the Onion:

Tony Womo Out Three To Four Weeks With Bwoken Widdle Fingey

Awww, diddums get a boo-boo?

Fig. 1: An HFC-exclusive photo of the injured tough guy quarterback.

Anorexic Cowboys Fan

It's a national tragedy, folks. Won't someone please give this skinny fuck a hot dog or something? There's a dangerous amount of oxygenated blood flowing through his Wendy's Frosty (TM) circulation system.

My guess: He's only in Dallas because he had to evacuate H-town.