Matt Schaub Sucks

Fig. 1: What the fuck is wrong with this asshole, and why does anyone
think he should be a professional football player?

Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ does this guy ever suck. I'm watching StatTracker because I've got two Tejano receiver types in the red zone, and twice on this drive Schaub's completion percentage finally gets to 50% on passes for negative yards.

Fuck you, Matt Schaub. Fuck you to death.


Murderface said...

Aaand then he got a pick brought all the way back on him. What a sorry sack of shit. Who's his backup, anyway? It would basically have to be Abe Vigoda to make starting this asshole look like the better choice.


Sator Arepo said...

Abe Vigoda. Priceless.