Fig. 1: What the fuck is wrong with this asshole, and why does anyone
think he should be a professional football player?
Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ does this guy ever suck. I'm watching StatTracker because I've got two Tejano receiver types in the red zone, and twice on this drive Schaub's completion percentage finally gets to 50% on passes for negative yards.
Fuck you, Matt Schaub. Fuck you to death.