Another year, another first round playoff loss.

I am the Dallas Cowboys of our league. Consistent choking in the clutch, dropping of snaps, owners criticizing players' toughness (where the fuck were you all year Anthony Gonzalez you fucking pussy), throwing untimely interceptions, dating ditzy blonde singers with huge breasts, etc., etc.

Like the real Dallas Cowboys I am to a good football team what John Travolta was to real cowboys in Urban Cowboy. A fucking poser.

Also, fuck Steve Smith.


Murderface said...

This post, finding out I passed neuroscience, and finishing my physiology exam are the three best things that have happened to me all day.

Erik Loomis said...

I thought you'd like this. Daryl too. No one else though.

Congrats on the other stuff!

Murderface said...

Yay, other stuff!

Rest assured that I'll do everything in my power to hand Daryl his ass in the championship game, should he make it that far.

There's no shame in losing to the best.