Could it be?

The Dipsos trail the surging Lard Ends by 41.22 points. Luckily, the Dipsos have the Christ-powered arm of Kurt "Pious Pete" Warner. Unluckily (for the Dipsos), the Lard Ends also have starting running back Tim "I have the same name as that guy from Police Academy" Hightower.

(insert the theme song to the television series "Soap" here)

Will the existence of the Christian God be proven by Hightower breaking a leg and Warner throwing for 3 TD's and 450 yards? Or will the fat fuckers from the Inland Empire surge ahead to yet another win? Are the players on Erik's team truly discursively white, or are they just really, really frightened?

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