What do these three statements have in common?

"I'm very, very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing ... any hint of any kind of unethical activity there. Very pleased to be cleared of any of that."

"Our economy, I think, is still ― the fundamentals of our economy are strong."

"That 'longest active winning streak' is about to get snapped this week, motherfucker."

Not unless LaMarr Woodley can somehow score 34.64 points tonight.
You've been greased, my tropical clime-dwelling friend, you've been greased.

1 comment:

Murderface said...

Tooshay, fucker.

That is the ugliest real-life Murderface I have ever seen, which I suppose is the point.

God damn it. Well, at least I'm safe next week.