Not even these will help you
The Inland Ileus is unstoppable in its capacity to "stop you up".
In what round will you take your "back up" "tight end"?
Will the German blaggarts take their humble pie "a la commode"?
Will Chumley be able to give victims of the Ileus treatment advice?
(Thanks to fiftysomethingwomen.com for the picture).