@VeryFakeAlDavis is just about the funniest shit on the internets. Whomever it is writing the tweets makes me laugh out loud at a silent computer screen.
Here's a few examples:
Watching practice, Cable is a genius. University of Idaho has to be wondering how they let this guy slip away...
That Sam Waterston is really going after Plaxico...
Shark Week was better when it was just a radio show.
Rahm Emmanuel just swore at me for 5 straight minutes. I told him to pipe down and put President Van Buren on the phone.
@BernardGoldberg Also, you two need to discuss liberal media's bias against people who build machines to control the weather.
Goodell just said playing in the NFL is a privilege, not a right, which is what my dad used to say about fingers
Last time I was at Comic Con everyone got polio.
Regrets? Well, losing Napoleon Kaufman to God was a tough one. I thought our offer was competitive...
I don't understand what the big deal is--I refer to myself as a "wise latina" six, seven times a day.
When I saw that coup in Honduras all I could think was: Tegucigalpa Raiders
I feel for Romo--this is just like the time I broke off my affair with Mary Todd Lincoln.